'Bulls%^t! Complete bull$h*t!' Reset the clock on the last time woke Linus Torvalds exploded at a Linux kernel dev [Mon Jun 24 2019]

Hi assim | Log in Daily Headlines 24 June 2019 'Bulls%^t! Complete bull$h*t!' Reset the clock on the last time woke Linus Torvalds exploded at a Linux kernel dev Yes, we too would lose our mind over *checks notes* page caches and storage IO Business There's that phrase again: JP Morgan CIO told Autonomy's first HP boss it was 'a shit show' Eye-opening VP evidence sheds light on state of post-buyout biz 28 Comments UK.gov must sort out its crap data and legacy IT, warns spending watchdog Never mind the robotics and AI bullsh*t 16 Comments Welsh chip slinger IQE's shares drop by a third after blaming Huawei ban for falling revenues Chief points to strain on global supply chains as earnings miss analyst estimates DXC: We've told UK government that up to 2,150 heads could roll in latest job cuts 'Expect actual number to go to be much less' says firm, as 1k put hand up for voluntary redundancy 28 Comments Time to refresh your thinking on technology infrastructure Make the most of today's architecture options     The Executive Cyber Security Guide Putting the Cyber Landscape in Perspective Data Centre 'Bulls%^t! Complete bull$h*t!' Reset the clock on the last time woke Linus Torvalds exploded at a Linux kernel dev Yes, we too would lose our mind over *checks notes* page caches and storage IO 75 Comments You're Huawei off base on this, Rubio: Lawyers slam US senator's bid to ban Chinese giant from filing patent lawsuits Plus: Chinese supercomputer maker Sugon, related orgs added to trade blacklist 26 Comments Enterprise hardware makers cry out as hyperscalers clip infrastructure spending Still said to be worth around $66.9bn in 2019 1 Comments Hello Moto! UK Home Office shoves comms giant another £82m to stay on Emergency Services Network gig More delays ahead for troubled programme 14 Comments NVMe. We've written about it. You know all about it. But are you using it? We'd love to hear your thoughts Are you deploying this storage tech – or is it barely on your radar? We want to hear from you either way, please Comms room, comms room, comms room is on fire – we don't need no water, let the engineer burn Figuratively, of course 127 Comments The State of Application Services F5's 2019 Report - DevOps Edition     Underserved and Unprepared: The State of SMB Cybersecurity in 2019 Discover the Current State of Cybersecurity for SMBs Emergent Tech Yay, for AI: Autonomous pizza-delivery robots. Nay for AI: Big Brother is real and it's powered by neural networks Also Waymo is releasing a data set for you self-driving car nerds 8 Comments Queue baa, Libra: People will buy what Facebook's selling. They shouldn't, but they will God money I'll do anything for you 96 Comments Alexa, am I having a heart attack? Here's how smart speakers could detect their masters spluttering to death Urgh, OK Google, call 9... Can you hear me?! CALL 9...arghgh 25 Comments Printer Security: The New IT Imperative Research Shows That the "Humble Printer" Remains a Security Blind Spot Personal Tech Chrome ad-blocker crackdown preview due late July. Here's a half-dozen reasons why add-on devs are still upset Canary channel will let programmers experience tough new limits on extensions 47 Comments Security Good old British 'fair play' is the answer to vexed Huawei question, claims security minister He then doubled down on spies' 'ghost user' backdoor plan 28 Comments Software Summer's here, where's Windows 10 19H2? For Microsoft, spring ends whenever the heck it says so stop asking IF (DateTime.Now > Spring) { WHILE (Windows != Done) Spring++; } 18 Comments Red Hat signs off last set of numbers before it is likely gobbled by IBM Only the Chinese now to OK $34.5bn slurp 8 Comments Science Bollocks or brutal truth: Do smart-mobes make us grow skull horns? We take a closer look at boffins' startling claims Phone bone grown from shoddy body tone, it's shown 36 Comments Look, we've tried, but we just can't write this headline without saying boffins have probed Uranus's cold ring Cluster of rock and ice a sweltering 77K, we're told 22 Comments Bootnotes Bloody vultures! Cheeky Spanish paraglider firm pinched El Reg's mascot Dios mío, eso es nuestro buitre! 34 Comments Hot desk hell: Staff spend two weeks a year looking for seats in open-plan offices Cough. I believe you have my stapler 93 Comments This email was sent to ainchams@gmail.com You can update your preferences or unsubscribe Situation Publishing, The Cursitor, 38 Chancery Lane, London, WC2A 1EN, UK The Register and its contents are Copyright © 2019 Situation Publishing. All rights reserved. Privacy Policy